nurseeyeroll:

when I was in nursing school and told my mom about all the cool stuff I got to do

nurseeyeroll:

telemetry. alarms.

nurseeyeroll:

When I can’t open a med

nurseeyeroll:

me.

nurseeyeroll:

when my patient mentions something I should clearly know about them (coughallergiescough)

nurseeyeroll:

when we are changing my patient, run out of wipes, and I have to hold them up alone while someone goes and gets more

nurseeyeroll:

after I give report

nurseeyeroll:

Nursing school’s #1 priority is to get you to pass the NCLEX. The NCLEX nursing world is a pretend-perfect world. You go to class for 4 years to learn about how to be a nurse in a perfect world.. and it’s not. It’s very, very not. When I graduated, I had NO CLUE what I was doing for one year….

nurseeyeroll:

When I get an awesome assignment and they change it at the last minute.

nurseeyeroll:

This is a sample report sheet with the minimum. When you’re new, you need the basics and not to get crazy trying to understanding things that ultimately won’t make a difference when you barely have your head above water, getting all of your tasks/charting completed. I always felt like report…